number eight is maintain a relationship with jesus christ if it's getting you sex. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah. yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. >> number four is eat red meat. [ light laughter ] number five, get a hobby. number six, go outside. number seven, don't look in the mirror. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: don't look in the mirror? >> avoid the mirror, actually, to be accurate. number nine, use intoxicants. [ laughter ] and -- number ten is paddle your own canoe. and you will experience prosperity, like you have not experienced before. >> jimmy: wow. this is amazing advice for me. thank you so much for telling us all that. >> my pleasure. good night, everyone. >> jimmy: no. no. no, no, no. nick, please don't leave. i know -- where are you doing the show now? >> i have been touring colleges. i will continue to do so. we started doing kind of pro theater shows. we will be coming to new york before long. >> jimmy: yeah. >> and my wife has this kick ass new band called nancy and beth, my beautiful wife, megan mullally. >> jimmy: we love megan mullally. [ cheers and applause ] i mean, talking about t